Cast/Poor Form Desk

Poor Form Desk
Poor Form Desk
Poor Form Sports is a satirical fantasy football newsroom. We file jokes after the facts land — never instead of them. If it reads like real reporting, we cut it.
Fun fact
Wave 0 is Desk + Chip Absolute only; everybody else stays dark until their format/doctrine is locked.
Appears when
ensemble RT, hub soft-launch, or company voice — never a seventh joke seat.
Favorite coworker
Chip Absolute · He fills the timeline so the Desk can pretend we’re a real operation.
Least favorite coworker
Postcard Pete · He refuses every plaque we try to hang in the lobby.
Lens
The stamp on the strip. House voice, house clock.
House desk. Holds the PFS stamp. SATIRE stays on the named voices.
On the board
Assigned games
No game assigned on the public board. Voice still sits on the Poor Form Desk strip.
On assignment
